Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

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  • Paperback
  • 353 pages
  • Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest
  • A. Lee Martinez
  • English
  • 14 November 2018
  • 0316226432

About the Author: A. Lee Martinez

A Lee Martinez was born in El Paso, Texas At the age of eighteen, for no apparent reason, he started writing novels Thirteen short years and a little over a dozen manuscripts later, his first novel, Gil s All Fright Diner, was published His hobbies include juggling, games of all sorts, and astral projecting Also, he likes to sing along with the radio when he s in the car by himself.


Helen and Troy's Epic Road QuestWitness the epic battle of the cyclops Visit the endangered dragon preserve Please, no slaying.Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare Buy some knick knacks from The Fates They might come in handy later.On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn t kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don t catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world Or at least a state or two.A minotaur girl, an all American boy, a three legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure Whether they like it or not. New Read Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest [ by ] A. Lee Martinez [ Kindle ePUB or eBook ] – passionbusiness.co.uk

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10 thoughts on “Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

  1. carol. says:

    A Lee Martinez is hit and miss for me two of his books are ridiculously fun Gil s All Fright Diner, Emperor Mollusk , a couple absolutely aren t, and a few are enjoyable but one time reads This, while decently done, I suppose, didn t work for me It should have, as a road trip centered around Heroic Quest, and containing Martinez oddball humor, but there was a strong New Young Adult theme that just didn t work for me.Helen is an Enchanted American, and one of the only fully minotaur females in Gil s A...

  2. Bradley says:

    Totally enjoyable humor, AGAIN, from A Lee Martinez Great tongue in cheek premises, such as the local minotaur girl working in a BURGER JOINT getting almost sacrificed by the Hamburger God Chernobog by her manager, leads directly to a QUEST Bring along Helen s cute co worker Troy, get Quest licenses from the local board, tell their parents they ll be going on a roadtrip, and off we go, running Martinez always rather rocks It s not always the premises that Totally enjoyable humor, AGAIN, from A Lee Martinez Great tongue in cheek premises, such as the local minotaur girl working in a BURGER JOINT getting almost sacrificed by the Hamburger God Chernobog by her manager, leads d...

  3. Fares says:

    This was really good I love those books that I pick on a whim just bc not many read them, if they are bad then it s expected and if they are good they are really good.An Asian MC who probably would hate that I said that bc he s annoyed that s all people take from meeting him, but I had...

  4. Stuart Nager says:

    I wish i could just sit down with A Lee Martinez over a meal, and a road trip, and just pick his brains Probably one of my favorite authors Every book of his is chock full of great, zany characters, wild and bizarre situations, and just crammed with wit, charm, heroism, puns, an...

  5. Zombieslayer/Alienhunter {and so on} says:

    What the hell was that asked Troy A god of yore she replied But I think it s dead now Helen, one of a pseudo race of beings known as Enchanted Americans, is eighteen years old A good student, a Marvel Comics fangirl, a non preachy vegetarian and high school graduate well on her way to a good college, Helen is also a Minotaur.She d always thought the tail was kind of cute.Minotaurism is nothingthan a family trait to Helen, passed down by some ancient curse laid on an ancestor Her mother has cloven hooves,...

  6. Michael says:

    Helen and Troy are just your ordinary, average young Americans who work together at minimum wage jobs in a fast food restaurant Well, except for the small detail that Helen is a minotaur and the two have been given an epic quest by a hamburger god And while details of the quest aren t exactly forthcoming, the duo still sets out on a epic road trip quest in A Lee Martinez s comedic fantasy novel Helen and Troy s Epic Road Quest.Along the way, they ll meet a cyclops who will only do battle w Helen and Troy are just your ordinary, average young Americans who work together at minimum wage jobs in a fast food restaurant Well, except for the small detail that Helen is a minotaur and the two have been given an epic quest by a hamburger god And while details of the quest aren t exactly forthcoming, the duo still sets out on a epic road trip quest in A Lee Martinez s comedic fantasy novel Helen and Troy s Epic Road Quest.Along the way, they ll meet a cyclops who will only do battle with people who have purchased a license enacted to help keep his small town s struggling government afloat , visit a dragon preserve and face pursuit by a group of supernatural bikers who may or may not have our heroes best interests at heart And that doesn t even take into accou...

  7. Bruce Gargoyle says:

    Ten Second Synopsis After narrowly avoiding being sacrificed to a god in the form of a mound of minced meat, Helen and Troy are coerced into undertaking a quest for it That s when things start to get a little weird.I loved this book Since I first saw it, I had it on my radar as a possible perfect match for my tastes I had tried another of Martinez s novels though, and it didn t do much for me, so there was a bit of niggling doubt but I m pleased to say that this one lived up Ten Second Synopsis After narrowly avoiding being sacrificed to a god in the form of a mound of minced meat, Helen and Troy are coerced into undertaking a quest for it That s when things start to get a little weird.I loved this book Since I first saw it, I had it on my radar as a possible perfect match for my tastes I had tried another of Martinez s novels though, and it didn t do much for me, so there was a bit of niggling doubt but I m pleased to say that this one lived up exactly to my expectations, without exceeding them That probably sounds like a bad thing, but it s not I expected a fun, cheeky read that was a bit of a no brainer and that s what I got and I ...

  8. Burgoo says:

    Helen is a normal teenage girl She s smart She s funny She s got some mild body image issues And she s a Minotaur or Enchanted American, in the parlance of their times Troy s your average overachieving, handsome, athletic, likeable Asian American guy When their boss at their after school job tries to sacrifice Helen, Helen Troy are thrust together on a quest by the Lost God They are aided by the shadowy agents of the Questing Bureau, as well as an assortment of oddball characters Helen is a normal teenage girl She s smart She s funny She s got some mild body image issues And she s a Minotaur or Enchanted American, in the parlance of their times Troy s your average overachieving, handsome, athletic, likeable Asian American guy When their boss at their after school job tries to sacrifice Helen, Helen Troy are thrust together on a quest by the Lost God They are aided by the shadowy agents of the Questing Bureau, as well as an assortment of oddball characters they meet along the way.The plot thickens when the Wild Hunt motorcycle gang is compelled to stop them Don t hold the fact that they are Orcs against them Most of the bikers ar...

  9. David Katzman says:

    A fun light hearted book, a palate cleanser after the tragic Anna Karenina Helen and Troy s Epic Road Quest is a tongue in cheek adventure story, set on an alternate Earth where mythology is real and magic and magical creatures are commonplace The story follows high school students on a quest that was cursed upon them by a god who embodied himself in a ton of raw beef at a fast food burger joint They reluctantly head off to recover various magic relics that may or may not bring about the end of the world. A fun light hearted book, a palate cleanser after the tragic Anna Karenina Helen and Troy s Epic Road Quest is a tongue in cheek adventure story, set on an alternate Earth where mythology is real and magic and magical creatures are commonplace The story follows high school students on a quest that was cursed upon them by a god who embodied himself in a ton of raw beef at a fast food burger joint They reluctantly head off to recover various magic relics that ...

  10. Palatine Library says:

    Helen is just your average minotaur teenager, working at a fast food joint for money, crushing on boys, making sure that her horns don t get in the way of the other people around her When an after shift sacrifice to an ancient elven god curses Helen and her work friend Troy, they must go on an across state adventure to please the gods.This is a Funny, lovable book with amazing characters, action that blows your socks off, and humor, loads of humor I would recommend this book to som Helen is just your average minotaur teenager, working at a fast food joint for money, crushing on boys, making sure that her horns don t get in the way of the other p...